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  • Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #33 March 22, 2017
    TWIBS! I hate Laura and Lauren, but call me Lorelei and my eyebrows will fly off my face and harm you. #AttackEyebrows — Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) January 10, 2016 Why does my name cause people so much trouble? I mean, it’s a word in the English language, even. If Dax Shepard and Sam Rockwell kissed, […]
RSS Asininity
  • Daily Divination for December 14th, 2012 December 14, 2012
    Past: Justice Reversed In the past, you were the victim of false accusations. Present: The Queen of Cups Reversed Now, a dishonorable person is making your life hard. Future: The Nine of Pentacles Reversed If things continue along this path, you will lose friends and be threatened with violence. Internet, someone is accused you of […]
RSS Cute
  • Instagram Doggie Dump March 8, 2016
    Here are some cute pictures of my pupper, Tibet, from my Instagram. Someone told me that he looked like Chewbacca in this photo. This is how Tibet spends most of his time. Poor Tibet has a disorder that has paralyzed his pupils, which is why they are so dilated here. He was probably eating something […]
RSS Digital Art
  • Abstract Nonsense #1 April 21, 2015
    I was bored while waiting for a package to arrive, so I made some abstract circle jazz.      
RSS Doodle Per Diem
  • The Flower Cult March 29, 2017
    There is only one rule in the Flower Cult: you must smell good AT ALL TIMES.
RSS Drawing
  • Hipster Flowers November 12, 2012
    I drew these flowers while watching The Avengers. I didn’t really like that movie. I’m not quite sure why I called these “Hipster Flowers”. They just sort of remind me of something a hipster would like, I guess.
RSS Fibre Art
  • Double Crochet Spiral Afghan February 4, 2013
    I like to make simple afghans, while I watch TV. This is just  double crochet going round and around in a spiral pattern. Each colour of yarn was crocheted on its own.
RSS Inanity
  • Horrible Omelet November 9, 2012
    I made a horrible cheese and turkey lunch meat sandwich in the microwave.
RSS Mindless Consumerism
  • Buttload O’ Dorco Razors June 3, 2013
    Long story short, I’ve run out of Gillette Fusion Proglide razor samples. Seriously, they just kept shoving the things in my mailbox, like, every other week for months and months. Yo, Gillette, if you want people to actually buy your razors, you shouldn’t keep giving them away for free. But, anyway, I’m out of them […]
RSS Movies
  • Star Trek XII: So Very Tired June 11, 2013
    Well, J.J. Abrams has quite possibly killed the Star Trek franchise. Good for him! I always knew he could do it! In a sentence: Star Trek Into Darkness is a pastiche of previous, far-better Star Trek films, that will anger Star Trek fans and befuddle laymen. Here, have a bullet list of me nitpicking of […]
RSS Narcissism
  • Instagram Selfie Dump #2 March 8, 2016
    Everyone likes looking at my face. Even you like looking at my face. Always me with the smirking and whatnot. I dress like a hippie… because I am a hippie. This is an outfit that my mother gave me for Christmas. Goddamn my dead grandmother’s bathroom was dreary. Here’s the same outfit again, but this […]
RSS Painting
  • Five Ugly Flowers January 2, 2013
    My table was covered with things, so I tried to lie on floor and paint, but it didn’t work out so well. This is the result! Woo!
RSS Photography
  • Instagram Dump #11 January 30, 2017
    I take terrible, terrible photos and post them to Instagram. Aren’t I inane? I got this cheap L sticker so I could make the limit to get free shipping from Amazon. I have no idea where it is now. This is one of my sister’s cat toys. Surprisingly, her cats actually prefer some colours of fuzzy […]
RSS Shout-Outs
RSS Technology
  • Kobo Glo HD Unboxing July 13, 2015
    And now, because I am bored and I’m waiting for my new gadget to charge, I present to you the unboxing of a Kobo GLo HD e-reader! This is the box that my new Kobo came in. Isn’t that interesting? Isn’t this life-affirming? Aren’t we having fun? I don’t know why it came with that strange […]
RSS Television
  • My Thoughts On: Once Upon a Time S03E09 “Save Henry” December 2, 2013
    SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! I really liked this episode, but, at the same time, I thought that it added a bunch of confusing elements. Hey, Henry isn’t dead (Boo.), but he will be soon, if they don’t retrieve his heart from Pan. And the lesson here is never to give your heart to anyone, especially […]
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RSS Video Games
  • Memories: Noddy’s Playtime August 26, 2012
    Publisher: The Jumping Bean Co. Genre: Edutainment Released: 1992 Platforms: Amiga, Atari and PC I used to play Noddy’s Playtime all the time when I was little. In the game, you drive Noddy around to different sections of Toyland and park outside of different buildings to activate different edutcational minigames. I didn’t really play the games, […]

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