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- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #33 March 22, 2017TWIBS! I hate Laura and Lauren, but call me Lorelei and my eyebrows will fly off my face and harm you. #AttackEyebrows — Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) January 10, 2016 Why does my name cause people so much trouble? I mean, it’s a word in the English language, even. If Dax Shepard and Sam Rockwell kissed, […]
Asininity
- Daily Divination for December 14th, 2012 December 14, 2012Past: Justice Reversed In the past, you were the victim of false accusations. Present: The Queen of Cups Reversed Now, a dishonorable person is making your life hard. Future: The Nine of Pentacles Reversed If things continue along this path, you will lose friends and be threatened with violence. Internet, someone is accused you of […]
Cute
- Instagram Doggie Dump March 8, 2016Here are some cute pictures of my pupper, Tibet, from my Instagram. Someone told me that he looked like Chewbacca in this photo. This is how Tibet spends most of his time. Poor Tibet has a disorder that has paralyzed his pupils, which is why they are so dilated here. He was probably eating something […]
Digital Art
- Abstract Nonsense #1 April 21, 2015I was bored while waiting for a package to arrive, so I made some abstract circle jazz.
Doodle Per Diem
- Sad Alien Dog March 17, 2019The space dog is sad because it doesn’t have any other space dogs to play with. Because it ate them. The post Sad Alien Dog appeared first on Doodle Per Diem.
Drawing
- Hipster Flowers November 12, 2012I drew these flowers while watching The Avengers. I didn’t really like that movie. I’m not quite sure why I called these “Hipster Flowers”. They just sort of remind me of something a hipster would like, I guess.
Fibre Art
- Double Crochet Spiral Afghan February 4, 2013I like to make simple afghans, while I watch TV. This is just double crochet going round and around in a spiral pattern. Each colour of yarn was crocheted on its own.
Inanity
- Horrible Omelet November 9, 2012I made a horrible cheese and turkey lunch meat sandwich in the microwave.
Movies
- Star Trek XII: So Very Tired June 11, 2013Well, J.J. Abrams has quite possibly killed the Star Trek franchise. Good for him! I always knew he could do it! In a sentence: Star Trek Into Darkness is a pastiche of previous, far-better Star Trek films, that will anger Star Trek fans and befuddle laymen. Here, have a bullet list of me nitpicking of […]
Narcissism
- Instagram Selfie Dump #3 May 11, 2018Who wants to look at my face? No one? Truth be told, I mostly just backup my Instagram photos here because I’m paranoid that my account is going to be deleted and I’ll lose everything. I was visiting the my sister in the US, so I decided to try some traditional American food like Jimmy […]
Painting
- Five Ugly Flowers January 2, 2013My table was covered with things, so I tried to lie on floor and paint, but it didn’t work out so well. This is the result! Woo!
Photography
- Instagram Dump #14 December 27, 2019Nobody should use Instagram. It’s terrible. Canada Post is the worst. They’re always breaking things, losing them or being horrible slow. I believe these notebooks are what the kids these days call “aesthetic”. I stuck a cute kitty sticker on the front of this Leuchtturm notebook. I have no idea how to pronouce “Leuchtturm”. This […]
Shout-Outs
- Weekly Website Wednesday: WHO March 26, 2020This week’s website is the World Health Organization, because AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Technology
- Laurel Green’s Ill-Advised 25 Cryptocurrency Experiment May 24, 2021WARNING: Laurel Green isn’t a financial advisor. Do not listen to any of Laurel’s financial advice, or, really, any of her advice in general. Laurel Green is for entertainment purposes only. On May 23, 2021, after a week of falling, almost every cryptocurrency, except for the ones tethered to fiat currency (stablecoins like USDT), took […]
Television
- Recap: Game of Thrones S07E03 “The Queen’s Justice” July 31, 2017SPOILER ALERT! Jon Snow is a butt!!! Last week, Daenerys Targaryen lost most of her ships by being terrible at strategy and she continues that trend this week. Daenerys and Jon Snow finally meet and Daenerys acts as haughty as she can possibly be. Either Jon Snow bends the knee to her and swears complete […]
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- “The project is said to be set decades before the events of the 2009 movie that was directed J.J…. May 21, 2024“The project is said to be set decades before the events of the 2009 movie that was directed J.J. Abrams, likely around modern times. It is said to involve the creation of the Starfleet and humankind’s first contact with alien life.”
Video Games
- Hu Tao Banner Wishes x10 – Genshin Impact March 2, 2021DO NOT SPEND ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY IN THIS GAME What do I get for wishis ten times on the “Moment of Bloom” banner in Genshin Impact? Emerald Orb Chongyun Raven Bow Bloodtainted Greatsword The Widsith Slingshot Raven Bow Chongyun Sharpshooter’s Oath Ferrous Shadow Two Chongyuns? Bleh. Chongyun is such a nerd.